The Computer swallowed Grandma
This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use the computer. Author Unknown.
This appeared in a copy of the "Brats Newsletter" which is not a computer-related journal at all. However, it clearly has significant technical and sociological significance.
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA. The Computer swallowed Grandma; Yes, honestly it's True. She pressed CONTROL and ENTER, And disappeared from VIEW. It devoured her completely, The thought just made me squirm. She must have caught a VIRUS, Or been eaten by a WORM. I've searched through my RECYCLE BIN, And files of every kind. I've even used the INTERNET - But nothing can I find. In desperation, I ASKED JEEVES, My searches to refine; The reply from him was negative - Not a thing was found ON-LINE. So if inside your INBOX, My Grandma you should see, Please "COPY" "SCAN" and "PASTE" her, And send her back to me :::